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Cover Reveal + Excerpt + Giveaway: Taint by S.L. Jennings

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Talk about a super sexy, intriguing cover! And check out the blurb below! This is a new contemporary romance standalone novel from the author of Fear of Falling coming May 20th! Can’t wait!

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Synopsis

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

Excerpt from Taint

“Unless he’s completely desperate or under the influence, a man can’t – and won’t – fuck what doesn’t get him hard.”

Less gasps this time, but every perfectly powdered face is beet red with embarrassment, causing my mouth to slide into a sardonic smirk.

Truth be told, I love this shit. I love ruffling their meticulously groomed feathers. Their obvious discomfort entertains me. Seeing the rosy hue of coyness bleed through their blush is like a balm to my little, sadistic soul.

“And in that case,” I continue, “you don’t want him anyway. What you do want is for him to be salivating at the soles of your Jimmy Choos. And let’s face it, ladies… that’s not happening. Why do you think that is?”

Crickets. Fucking crickets.

“Anyone? Come on, ladies. I can’t help you unless you want to be helped. So unless you all have picture-perfect marriages and husbands that blow your backs out on a regular, I should see some hands.”

This time I’m rewarded with the almost simultaneous intake of eleven breaths. They’re all still here. All willing to bare their souls and dirty laundry in an attempt to rekindle the doused flame between their thighs.

You see, women are liars.

Yeah, I said it. L-I-A-R-S.

They want intimacy just as badly as men do. But to them, intimacy is more than just the physical act of sex. They want to be cherished yet want a man that will get down and dirty. They want tenderness, but crave to be banged like a $2 hooker. They want a man that’ll go all night, but still have the energy to kiss and cuddle and talk about their feelings afterward.

Listen up, ladies. We’re fucking tired! You try going jackrabbit-style, throw in some Cirque du Soleil moves and see if you can keep your eyelids peeled. Us passing out after sex is a compliment- a testament to how good it was. And quite frankly, if your dude can hop out of the sack and go to work or run a marathon, then he still has energy left for sex. He’s just done having sex with you.

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43 Comments:


  1. Rhonda Nash said:

    I love this cover. Can’t wait to read it

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  2. Whitney Swain said:

    Wow! It’s sounds amazing and the cover is really hot!! Can’t wait!

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  3. July Elizabeth said:

    Thankyou!

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  4. brittaunt said:

    Love the cover and the except has my loving for more

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  5. Staci Pope said:

    The cover is sexy, love thoses eyes and his lips…the excerpt has moved this book into the top 10 of my TBR list.

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  6. Tami Peterson said:

    LOVE the excerpt and cover!

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  7. Starla Y. said:

    Love the cover. Sounds like a great book, is on my tbr list.

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  8. Laina G said:

    Nice cover but that excerpt… D@MN! I need to read this one!!

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  9. Filia Oktarina said:

    HHmmm….
    Don’t know what to say about cover, the excerpt make me curious with the story.

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  10. Linda Brennan said:

    Love the cover, and the story sounds really different and interesting. Thanks for the chance to win!!!

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  11. Caitlin said:

    Definitely a different kind of read, nothing like the books out there. I hope he’ll soften up and be swoon worthy because this will just intimidate me in being intimate with anyone…

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    1. Caitlin said:

      The cover definitely portrays the kind of character he seems like in the excerpt: sadistic, smirky, confident, intimidating.

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  12. Kirsty Lander said:

    I LOVE the cover and am so excited to read the book. The excerpt has me very excited..

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  13. Solmarie said:

    The cover is beautiful and eye catching

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  14. khildebrand said:

    THANKS!!

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  15. Cassie said:

    Thanks for the chance.

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  16. cyndi flores said:

    Wow that cover is great, the eyes, and just the look of it is so nice, and eye catching, i really like it , it is a book i would pick up in a store for sure!! love it.

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  17. hollysprings63 said:

    OMG! This is a must Read and the cover is Beautiful!

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  18. Teresa said:

    The cover is wicked. After reading this, I am curious about the entire book. Sounds very interesting. 🙂

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  19. Bethany Macielag said:

    Cover makes me curious, his eyes pull me in, the guy is really good looking

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  20. Michelle M said:

    After reading the synopsis I definitely want to get this book! Don’t sound like anything I’ve read before. I rarely read excerpts, but read this one. Want this!

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  21. Amanda Wilson said:

    I can’t stop looking at the cover model’s eyes! They’re so intense and smoldering. The excerpt just makes me more impatient to read the book!

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  22. Clara Lopez said:

    It’s a really amazing cover… I can’t stop see those eyes! I need this book right now!

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  23. Jay Bual said:

    He sounds so cynical!!! Gaaahhh… I want to see how he falls in love! I hope it ends in HEA, hahaha, that’ll show him!

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  24. Gabrielle P. said:

    Welp, I’m hooked!

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  25. Kim Perry said:

    I love the cover! The excerpt is really good! It sounds like an interesting book.

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  26. Missy Morrison Goodsell said:

    This cover is awesome !! I am most certainly going to be reading this book 🙂 This is my post that I shared on FB> WOW !!! sign me up LOL !! OK the cover… the eyes just draw you in because you just know there is a message to be shared there. He looks as if he is thinking of all the wicked things he could do to you. You can just see the alpha radiate off him. The excerpt is HOT HOT HOT !!! and made me think OH YEAH, this is EXACTLY the same business my friend & I were talking about opening up not to long ago ( teaching men & woman how to REALLY have sex) LOL

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  27. Shannon Vandermark said:

    Love the cover.. Can’t wait to read the book !! Thanks for the chance ! 🙂

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  28. Suzanne Edwards said:

    Teacher…I’m ready for class! And if you are my teacher, lets hope you don’t mind getting “involved” with your students!

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  29. Elle said:

    Oh my! This cover is so hot! I totally lose myself in his stare… I’d just read this book because of the cover, without reading the blurb to know what it is about 😉

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  30. Liza Dequilla said:

    Cover is hot! Love the guy and his features especially his lips and brows! And the excerpt is hot! Can’t wait for this book to come out!

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  31. tori said:

    thanks for the giveaway. it sounds good and love the cover

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  32. chattycathy521 said:

    That guy on the cover is HAWT! The excerpt is naught and has got my attention 🙂

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  33. Serafincean Laura said:

    I like this cover. Is very amazing.

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  34. Livia said:

    Wow! Great cover AND an intriguing excerpt! I’vd never read anything by this author but this book might be the one to try. Thanks, Vilma!

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  35. Amy Johnson said:

    It’s awesome!!!!

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  36. devynsmom95 said:

    This cover shows me how much I’ve been missing in my reading material?

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  37. Kristie said:

    Love the cover, that guy is smoking hot. I’d read this book just because the cover is that amazing!

    Reply

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